I was 25 metres below the surface, the deepest I had dived to without a tank on my back. I thought to myself, ‘I guess this makes me a free-diver’. I had a quick look around and noticed a Barracuda, poised like a jet fighter off to my right. It was watching me. [...]
August 13, 2009
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Getting stung by a wasp is not fun. For me, it ranks way up there, stratospherically high in fact, in my list of ‘unfun’ things to experience. It is perhaps higher even than shopping in IKEA or changing the cat litter.
Getting stung by a wasp whilst descending a technical mountain road at over eighty [...]
May 23, 2009
Categories: Health, fitness, food, humour, sport, travel . Tags: cycling near Barcelona, descending, pita bread, Santa Fe de Montseny, sting, wasp stings when cycling, wasps . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: Leave a Comment
For a moment I thought the driver of the little Daihatsu Matiz was gesticulating at me, he had the swivel-eyed look of a mad man, one that would happily jump out of his car, tear the wind-shield wipers off it and beat you to death with them. I held my line, ready to take [...]
May 18, 2009
Categories: Health, fitness, food, humour, sport, travel . Tags: bike training, climbs, continental drift, daihatsu matiz, queen, road rage, slow cars . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: Leave a Comment
I had not touched a bike for almost two months but this did not matter for I had been swimming every day. I was a smidge over two hours into my first road ride and was happy. I felt great. Lungs felt good. Legs felt good. Bliss. I was [...]
May 10, 2009
Categories: Health, fitness, food, humour, sport, travel . Tags: bonking, cramping, cycle training, cycling, flip flops, hitting the wall, Laughter the best medicine, muppets, Readers Digest, running out of food, twat . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: Leave a Comment
Running is weird. On a bike ride, I might never go through a single bad patch on a whole ride, and if I do have a bad moment, I usually eat, drink a bit more, focus a bit, grit my teeth, and then snap out of it. Not always mind you, sometimes I don’t [...]
February 9, 2009
Categories: Health, fitness, food, sport, travel . Tags: cactus, calexico, cycling, heart rate monitor, running is weird . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: 1 Comment
Right now I am stuck in Germany for another week. I have no bike. It is cold, it gets dark early and the food is…well it is German. Enough said. I am in a hotel that lacks a fitness centre. The hotel lacks space, it lacks ambiance and it definitely [...]
January 26, 2009
Categories: Health, fitness, food, humour, sport, travel . Tags: business trips and running, germany, hamburg, hotels, work out routines . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: 2 Comments
As is often the case on a long ride, my wand minders. I mean my mind wanders. I often find myself thinking the most absurd things, or pondering situations and running through all sorts of options and outcomes. On my last road ride I was thinking about life on Mars, about forms of [...]
January 16, 2009
Categories: Health, fitness, food, humour, travel . Tags: alien life, cycling, gas on mars, lentils, life on mars, methane on mars, microbes . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: Leave a Comment
A strange thing has been happening lately on most of the rides that I do along the coast. I set off into a headwind and hammer myself silly for a couple of hours, teeth gritted, looking forward to turning around and enjoying the tailwind. The very moment that I turn around, the wind [...]
January 5, 2009
Categories: Health, fitness, food, humour, sport . Tags: active recovery, Barcelona Cycling, calexico, eating at christmas, happy new year . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: Leave a Comment
I wish I could paint. I thought about that today on my ride. The countryside was truly beautiful. The weak winter sunlight had softened all the colours, the deep red leaves and the lush green of the hills; it was a watercolour begging to be painted by someone with bucket loads of [...]
December 19, 2008
Categories: Health, fitness, food, humour, sport, travel . Tags: canyamars, painting, vegan, vegetarian cyclist . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: Leave a Comment
Way back when salt shakers only had one hole and it was only pepper pots that had multiple holes, I took it upon myself to cycle from one sleepy village in Spain to another sleepy village in Portugal. I can’t remember why, other than it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My wife and [...]
November 25, 2008
Categories: Health, fitness, food, humour, travel . Tags: breakfast in spain, cycling breakfast, cycling with a hangover, haunted hotels, salt shakers, whisky . Author: eduardo dos remedios . Comments: Leave a Comment